Monday, December 16, 2013

Serious Riots after Peaceful "Surrounding of Congress": 23 injured and seven arrested!

- Around 2,000 protesters gathered to peacefully protest the "Global Gag Rule" in Neptune Square, Madrid.
- After an hour and a half they left the square and headed towards Sol via Cibeles and Alcalá street.
- During this time the number of protesters multiplied to about 5,000.
- After leaving Sol about 100 people provoked serious altercations around the Atocha area, causing police charges, 23 injured and at least 7 injured.
Here is a twitter account of the events

Thousands of people packed Neptune square in Madrid to protest against a draft of the citizen security law, which turned into a march towards Sol, where around a hundred people separated and went towards Atocha to provoke serious altercations resulting in police charges with 23 injured and at least 7 detained, according to police sources.

"¡No pasarán!" A golpes contra un coche de Policía

Around 2,000 people started the peaceful protest in Neptune square. "The people's voice is not illegal", they exclaimed given that the protest did not have the permission of the Government Delegation in Madrid.

An hour and a half later, thousands of protesters left Neptune in a matter of minutes to head towards Cibeles, where they stopped traffic and proceeded up Alcalá street towards Puerta del Sol. "As it usually ends up in violence at Congress we have decided to take to the streets and change the end of the route of this demonstration" said one of the participants of the convening group. During this time the number of protesters grew to 5,000. Until this point everything passed peacefully.

Around a hundred provked disturbances

Once in Sol, a group of around 100 took another route and surrounded Carretas Street near Atocha. In San Sebastián street, they damaged a police car with paint and broke the rear window. During this a police cordon blocked the way of the protesters who started to throw bottles at them and the police couldn't escape.

Then at 9 PM the police charges started — 23 were injured, nine of them citizens and 14 national police, all with minor cuts and sprains and were attended to in a tent close to Atocha. Three police and one protester were transferred to hospital and the area turned into a battle field: in Ángel square terrace furniture was destroyed and bottle banks tipped over. Before the situation the shops had closed. A little later, the group dispersed towards Santa Ana square while calm was restored to Ángel square. Then the police charges started again in Atocha which left at least 7 detained and more than 40 identified. According to national Police the riot police controlled the situation and the "violent" groups.

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Recognised Translation Qualifications from around the world

Hi all! Welcome to our latest post, "Recognized Translation Qualifications from around the world"
If you are thinking of starting a career in translation, this world maps gives you a great idea of third level translation qualifications available in each institution per country. I am sure that we have left some off the map so please keep your contributions coming in the comments sections below the map.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Spanish Translation Errors

Its been a while since our last update so hear are the latest translation bloopers from Spain! Yes Spanglish is still alive and well as you'll see from the latest gaffs from around the country. Keep your contributions coming in the comments below!

I guess its out of service!!!

Out of service in Spain

I am not sure if this sign should be in an airport or Hospital?

What to do with the towels??

Spanish towels

Turn off the FUN????

Spanish Fan translation error

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Getting Translation Work in Spain and keeping it!

Unfortunately, the C.Vs for Spanish <> English translators arrive thick and fast from an agency point of view! In our experience we tend to average 5 Spanish C.Vs a day and between part time translators and full time translators the supply far exceeds the demand. However, if you are a freelance Spanish translator there is no need to discourage. Being a translation company CEO I have a lot of experience on factors that effect my decision when choosing a Spanish translator. Read the following post for some tips on getting yourself to the top of the pile!

Your C.V.

Spanish C.V.

Send two versions of your C.V. one in English and one in Spanish. From a recruitment perspective you have to bear in mind that some of the recruitment personnel may not have proficiency in both languages. Define your C.V. from the rest. Emphasize your experience and qualifications for your language combinations and specialties. Mention specific projects from Spanish Blue Chip Companies, with word counts. Put yourself in the shoes of the recruiter, for example if they are looking for a pharmaceutical patent translator and you mention projects from industry leaders such as Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson you have a better chance than another pharmaceutical patent translator who has just mentioned pharmaceutical patent translation experience. Small additions such as this may even allow you to charge that little bit more. Emphasize your academic qualifications in translation if you have them, there are many translators out there who have fallen into the profession by coincidence and necessity. If you have made a concerted effort to have a career in translation from an early age it's a great selling point.

Your Cover Letter

Cover Letter

As with your C.V. send two versions of your C.V. one in English and one in Spanish. If you are sending your cover letter to a specialized translation company emphasize the skills and experience you have relevant to them, for instance, in the case of a translation company specialized in financial translation do as above and mention blue chip Spanish banks, such as Santander and BBVA and specifics of the projects completed such as word counts

Mass e-mail the Spanish translation agencies and Persistence

mass mai to translation agencies

Lists of agencies can be found via obvious google searches, and the Spanish yellow pages! Be sure to mass mail the same agencies periodically. Depending on the filing system of the agencies the most recent mails may have a better chance, you also have a better chance of being noticed. The mass mail does have it's problems in that you may be inundated with registrations and screening tests such as a translation of about three hundred words on a specific topic which most Spanish translation companies expect for free. This can be very time consuming but one way around this is to suggest providing samples of your work in the related field requested which I think is a reasonable compromise.

Availability and Translation Quoting

Quick translation quote

Always remember that the person recruiting the translator is often under a lot of time pressure. Respond to quote requests within the hour. As soon as you receive the quote request, send a quick mail to inform the agency you will send the quote within the hour! Ring the agency and try to do a little "fishing". You may need to clarify the deadline and subject matter, strike a personal cord with the person sourcing the work, tell them what they want to hear! To speed up the quote process have a bilingual quote template, itemize the costs of the work as specifically as possible, this gives the translation agency an exact idea of what they are paying for and conveys honesty. Download a translation quote template here! Finally, hook your work mail into your smart phone for 24 hours availability!

Your translation targets


A freelance Spanish translator should aim to translate approximately 3,000 words a day. During the translation process don't be afraid to ask questions. It shows the project manager your diligence and can often highlight errors in the source text winning you extra Brownie points with the Translation agency. If you have a large project and a lot of queries per day don't ask each query individually but send a consolidated queries file at the end of the day to save time on your side and the client side. Ask the agency for all the reference material possible such as style guides and glossaries. Say yes to all offered work and never miss a deadline!

Use the latest Translation Tools

translation tools

There are fantastic translation tools on the market such as Wordfast and SDLX (try trial version first) with time saving, consistency and quality features such as translation memories and Glossaries. However, they tend to be expensive and require a lot of time to get up to speed on them but in the long run save time and money on previously translated texts and increase consistency and quality.

Deciding your rate per word


Expect to get between 4.5 to 6 cents per word from Spanish agencies, and 6 to 8 from direct Spanish clients. Rates per word of course, vary for language combinations for instance German translation rates tend to be about 40% higher! If you intend to be a full time freelance translator in Spain you will have to be self-employed or "autonmo".

Tow the line with potential clients on Social Networks

Social Networking is becoming ever more important for being noticed. Get involved with potential client social Networks, like, Share, post and comment on their networks will help you get noticed and will also help your own presence on the world wide web.

Avail of the multitude of online Spanish resources

Spanish tools

There are many Spanish online quality resources such as glossaries, online dictionaries and online translators. Have a look here at some of the Spanish resources at your disposal

Linguistic Quality Checks

linguistic tests

Before submitting your final translation have a routine of quality checks such as a spell check, consistency check, revision or style check. You'd be surprised how many little errors that these can bring to your attention. If you have the time take a small break before the final QA and do it with as fresh a head as possible



Be patient and never give up. It takes a lot of time to build up a regular flow of work. The marketing at the start is very hard to measure at the start but worth it in the long run.

So there you have it, I hope this post has helped you in your quest to becoming a Spanish freelancer. I think if you follow these points as much as possible you should have a long and fruitful career of being your own boss, your own hours and traveling when and where you want!

If you have any queries, please feel free to reply below and I'll get back to you as soon as I can, Suerte!!!!...

About the Author

Mark Kieran, CEO, One Stop Shop Translations

Mark is the CEO of One Stop Shop Translations,a translation services company based in Madrid, Spain. When he is not blogging he spends most of his time taking care of the operations of the company.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Funny French Translations

French plants with style

funny French translation errors Cremate solar energy?

Funny French translation

Viva la France!

Funny French translation

What shall I have....!

Funny French Menu translation

.....and it gets better!

French mistranslations

Translation Bloopers from Japan!

Highly Evolved Consumerism in Japan!

Funny translation error Japan

The Ultimate coffee!

the ultimate coffee

Walk Slowly when Hard!

Sexual Hills

Say it like it is in Japan with a no nonsense sale!

Japanese Sale

Please feel free to add any funny Japanese translation errors in the comments section below!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Funny Translation Errors from India

Some things have to be said!

translation India

Food with Emotion

funny Indian translation

Porn Shooting - Indian Style!

Funny translation error India

Indian Toilets!

I hope they regularly change the sheets!

INdian translation


Funny mistranslation India

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Translation Errors from Indonesia

Sound Advice from the Indonesian authorities

It should say something along the lines of "Say no to Drugs"

Indonesian translation error funny

Probably the same Road Builders that wrote the Sign!

Funny Indonesian translation

Please feel free to suggest any funny translation errors from Indonesia in the comments section below?

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Translation Errors from around the World!

Welcome to translation errors from around the world, simply click on the country of your choice for translation mistakes from that particular country! Please feel free to suggest your own errors per country in the comments section of each post on the blog! There are some hilarious clangers here, please enjoy, like or share from the social bookmarks below each post!
Zoom in or out on the map and click the red marker of the country you wish to view, a pop-up will appear with a link to that country!

Russian Translation Errors

A legacy of Communist times

funny Russian translation

It should say, Attention, do not use the stairs!

We always the the Russians were very liberal on homosexuality

Gay marriage in Russia

It should say, Sausage Roll

American foreign diplomacy at its best

Russian translation bloopers

When Hillary Clinton last met Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister, she gave him a gift representing a “resetting” of the relationship between the U.S. and Russia. This followed from the deterioration of the relationship between world powers after the Russian invasion of Chechnya. Instead of saying “reset” in Russian, as was intended, the translation on the gift said, "overcharge” in Russian.

Translation Errors from Thailand

The Thais don't rank too far behind the Chinese when it comes to translation bloopers! Have a look at some of the following:

Dangers of getting pregnant in Thailand

Thai pregnancy

What a mess - Thai English for Sailors - Tinglish!

Thai translation error

More Tinglish - Car Engine Parking!

Thai translation at its best

A Thai Delicacy!

Funny Thai translations

Thai Hospital with Perks!

Funny Thai translations

Confusing or What!

Confusing Thai translation

Starts Well!

funny Thai translation

Please suggest more in the comments section here and we will upload them as soon as possible! Don't forget the link, country and your name?

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Translation errors from China

Asia and especially China is a great source of translation errors! Literal machine translations from here make for some very funny reading!

Chinese Elevator with perks!

Chinese Elevator

Lunch Drama!

lunch drama

Chinese hospitality!

Chinese Hospitality

More Chinese hospitality!

Chinese translation error - Spicy Grandmother/></a></p>
<h2>Haute Cuisine!</h2>
<p><a href=urine menu

The Human Touch!

Human Grass

Bring Back the years!

Virgin Makeup

Cool Name!

cool name

Getting Waxed - Chinese Style!

Ass salon